From our forthcoming self-help book, “You Too Can Find Youth: Lessons Our Children Teach Us About What it Means to Be Young”:

“Touch absolutely everything in a public restroom, even when someone who loves you and cares for your well-being tells you repeatedly to touch nothing. The more repulsive it is, the more youthful you’ll feel.”

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