The cereal bag is, well, not my bag 

The day that the cereal companies actually design a bag of cereal that can be opened without either the plastic flying apart at strange, hidden seams at the slightest pressure, so that half of the contents end up on the counter/floor, or on the other end of the spectrum, without the need for a Rambo-style hunting knife because the plastic and glue are the same grade material that NASA uses to coat their space capsules for atmospheric re-entry – that will be a magical day, one in which I predict the world will live at peace.

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