It’s Kentucky Derby time, and here in my hometown of Lousiville, KY, the excitement is palpable! Which, for me, means I am getting ready to put on some old running shoes so I can spend the day pulling weeds in my yard only to use them to cover up bald dirt spots, with the full knowledge that celebrities are watching horses run around a track across town!
In honor of the Derby, I’m proud to announce the field of 20 names my family and I would give our horses, based on this stage of life! (If we owned horses – again, Kroger and Costco have all of our money.)
In no particular order, please meet our field:
- NyQuil
- Promises Made
- Very Audible
- Never Alone
- Extremely Audible
- Money Bye-Bye
- Mickey-D Patron
- El Coffee Addict
- Midnight PeePee
- Late For Church
- Watch My Musical
- Workplace Escape
- Short Order Dad
- Eternal Laundry
- Costco Rules
- That’s Not Fair
- That’s My Seat
- Faces Made
- State of Disrepair
- Justified Behavior
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