Anyone else have this Laurel and Hardy-esque conversation with their kids? It’s simply confirmation that I cannot, shall not win:
(Walking through the church parking lot)
Kid: Dad, why did you park all the way in the back of the lot?
Because the lot was full.
Kid: There are tons of spaces open.
That’s because church is out.
Kid: {Blank stare}
The spaces weren’t empty before.
Kid: But there are tons of spaces open!
That’s because church is out. The spaces weren’t empty before.
Kid: {Blank stare} . . . But look at all these spaces!
{Blank stare}
That’s because…
Happy Monday!
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