I’ve said it before, it’s not exactly fair that adults don’t get their pictures taken holding a sign this time of year. We have favorites too!
In case anyone is interested, my (large) sign would read as follows:
It’s Phil’s 25th year of work!
About Phil:
FAVORITE EXCEL FORMULA: SUMIFS
FAVORITE REPORT FONT: Calibri Light
FAVORITE POWERPOINT ANIMATION: Star Wipe (close second: Teeter)
FAVORITE CONFERENCE ROOM: 35A East
FAVORITE MEETING TYPE: Quick
FAVORITE GAME TO PLAY DURING LONG MEETINGS: Anything not horizontal
FAVORITE MICROWAVE SETTING: Time Cook
FAVORITE COMPANY-SUPPLIED UTENSIL: Fork (close second: Spork)
FAVORITE COFFEE COMBO: Lukewarm House Blend, 2 Splendas
FAVORITE OFFICE SUPPLY: Pilot 0.7 mm Ballpoint Pen, blue
FAVORITE EMOTIONAL COMMENT MADE DURING COMPANY-WIDE TOWNHALL MEETINGS: “Why does the company hate us?”
FAVORITE TOP-TIER BENEFIT: Health Insurance
FAVORITE BENEFIT WITH AN UNNECESSARILY HORRIFYING NAME: Accidental Death and Dismemberment
FAVORITE PERIODIC TABLE ELEMENT: All of them!
FAVORITE ITEM OF PPE: Half-mask cartridge respirator
FAVORITE RESTROOM: West Branch, Basement
FAVORITE SNACK IN HIS DESK: Any kind of Nut
WEIGHT CHANGE SINCE LAST YEAR: +7 lbs
HEIGHT CHANGE SINCE LAST YEAR: -1″
WHEN I GROW UP, I WANT TO: Retire with full benefits
Go, Phil! We love you!
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Excellent! I hope this becomes a thing.
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I will certainly do my part!
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