“Evangelical” Search Terms

I always find it interesting when search engines like Google share the top search terms of the year. I also know they have the ability to break down searches by demographic type and wish they would share that info too. I would especially like to see what the “Evangelical” Christian population searches for around the Holidays. I’m guessing at least some of the following would be included.

We are a peculiar bunch.

In the spirit of (making) fun (of ourselves), here are the Top Evangelical Christian Search Terms in December:

• “Christmas tree pagan”

• “Christmas tree NOT pagan, proof texts”

• “Hosting heathen relatives for the holidays”

• “MAGA Stocking Stuffers”

• “MJKA (Make Jesus King Again) T-shirts”

• “Chick-fil-A holiday hours”

• “Charles Spurgeon Lawn Inflatable”

• “Caucasian Jesus Nativity”

• “‘Love Actually’ edited version”

• “Essential Oil starter set”

• “How to stop receiving essential oils”

• “Seriously, why are these oils still coming?”

• “War on Christmas”

• “Joanna Gaines Journaling Bible, Shiplap Edition”

• “Are elves in the Bible?”

• “Belief in Santa heresy?”

• “Shop at Target, support the devil?”

• “Eating nativity cookies disrespectful?”

• “Elf on a Shelf = End Times”

• “Michael Bublé religion”

• “What does the Bible REALLY say about credit card debt?”

• “Quotes about being blessed”

• “Non-alcoholic champagne, nondescript bottle”

• “Can Christmas presents be considered tithes?”

• “How does Kirk Cameron celebrate Christmas?”

• “Nativity Gospel Tract”

• “Beth Moore bobble-head”

• “‘Root of all Evil’ men’s wallet”

• “Joel Osteen, heretic, talking points”

• “Bill Gaither cover of “We Need a Little Christmas”

• “Willow Tree figurine financing options”

• “‘Jesus is the Reason for the Season’ gift bags”

• “‘I’m Not Okay, You’re Not Okay, No One is Okay, (and That’s Okay)’ study guide gift bundle”

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Have one that I missed? Leave it in the comments! Happy Holidays whatever holidays you happen to be celebrating! And, thanks as always for reading.