As part of our work responsibilities, my colleagues and I perform calculations which help to model certain complex proceses, making them easier to understand and allowing us to predict certain milestones. I sometimes like to apply that methodology to domestic situations.
For instance, as my wife Abby and I spend a lot of our time cleaning up after other people, including general tidying, dishes, and laundry, I was curious if I could predict when we would finally complete these tasks. Per my calculations, we should be done . . . carry the 2 . . . square that number and divide by the constant . . . ok, yes, we should be done approximately 7 minutes before Jesus returns on a white steed to reclaim the souls of His children for all eternity.
7 blessed minutes.
Thanks for reading, and happy Super Bowl Sunday. Go {INSERT FAVORITE TEAM}, go!
That calculation won’t work for me. I’m at least 7 years behind on everything.
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Dare I mention the Irving Wallace volume this reminds me of…?
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Please do!
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Well, you know: “The Seven Minutes”! 🙂
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My world has now been expanded! And I should have chosen 6 minutes! 😆
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Nah. Seven is the perfect number! Or so I’ve heard it said.
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