Bullet Point Excess

What I sometimes say while composing a document: 

  • “I think I’ll put a bullet point here.”

The conversation that evidently takes place inside of my computer a moment later:

  • Electron 1: “Do you think he actually meant to put a bullet point in every line of this 25-page document?”
  • Electron 2: “You know, I think he did.”
  • Electron 1: “Every single line?”
  • Electron 2: “Most assuredly.”
  • Electron 1: “And . . . Done.”
  • Electron 2: “Nice. Looks great. . . How was your weekend?”
  • Happy
  • Friday
  • All!

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