Growing up, every movie I saw or book I read about the rapture invariably involved people disappearing and leaving their clothes behind.
I once was able to
I once was able to just walk out of church, get into my car and go about my daily business.
Cannot, Shall Not
In which a common parent-child “conversation” is relayed, one which highlights the near-impossibility of achieving a base understanding when it comes to certain subjects, further solidifying a father’s status as “moron.” Or something.