Just learned that kettle cooked chips are lower in fat than regular chips! Which begs the obvious question: where can one buy a box of kettle cooked donuts? #HealthNut #ThatWasPrettyLame Previously, on the Health Nut Chronicles: Health Nut Chronicles - 1 Health Nut Chronicles - 2Health Nut Chronicles - 3 Health Nut Chronicles - 4 Health Nut Chronicles - 5
Sometimes, I think I'm splurging by buying raw almonds. . .
I truly love that people focus on healthy living and eating. But it seems that every health article I've ever read . .
When you find yourself scheduling meetings around which conference room has the snack basket . .
When I go to Aldi, I never get a cart. It’s like camping . . .
". . .because a chart there is!”
“The Y is like a museum of the aging process.”
". . . the future St. Pete knew the importance of a good nap!"
”It was a day . . .when I knew nothing was sacred.”
I'm convinced the CEO of Taco Bell called an all-hands meeting late last year and declared that 2018 was going to be the year that Taco Bell would fulfill its secret mission of crushing the human spirit. After this bold declaration, he opened up the floor for ideas on how they might accomplish this. From … Continue reading The Double-Edged Spork
I love how foreign carmakers learn about their American customers over the years and make the appropriate adjustments. For instance, we have an early 2000's Honda Odyssey, and the crazy thing won't even hold a standard large McDonald's Diet Coke! Flash forward a few years, and now we have a newer model. I see that … Continue reading Customer Service at its Finest!
I love the State Fair. The fried foods. The livestock. The temporary rides of questionable safety. The enviable-yet-eternally-mysterious sense of weathered camaraderie in the carnie community. I don’t, however, love, like or even have special feelings for the exhibit entry process. In recent years, we have allowed the girls to enter something, mostly so we … Continue reading All is Fair (And Other Potential Puns)
In which a poor facsimile of Hemingway-an dialogue is used to describe a common family vacation scene.
I-Scan, U-Scan, We All Scan. . .
#Humor #GroceryShopping #UScan #Shopping