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Reconsider the Ant

I cannot be sure, but I would bet real academic money that the future editor-in-chief of the college newspaper, who had stated with utmost confidence that he would be a badger or a bald eagle or a great white or some other steady and vicious creature, had rolled his eyes as I made my paltry explanation. 

Phillip Mullins Education, Food, Life Decisions Leave a comment May 13, 2022May 13, 2022 5 Minutes

Know what you really need

The sign out front of the McDonald's near our house says that they are "now hiring closers." Ludicrous. Everyone knows they need to focus on finding a decent shortstop and a couple of solid disciplined hitters with fast bat speed and patient understanding of pitch selection. #BaseballHumor

Phillip Mullins Baseball, Food, Humor, Sports Leave a comment July 31, 2020July 31, 2020 1 Minute

Yet another McDonald’s post

Took the kids inside McDonald's today. It was stressful! Back in the day, the only real risk of eating inside a McDonald's was the ever-present high likelihood of heart disease and obesity. Now I'm constantly wondering if we should have our masks on or how we're supposed to get our food or if any of … Continue reading Yet another McDonald’s post →

Phillip Mullins Food, Humor, Kids, Parenting Leave a comment July 3, 2020 1 Minute

That’s Not How I Ro . . .Nah, Too Obvious

The burritos at the gas station proudly claim to be “Hand-Rolled.” Yeah, that’s not really upping the appeal for me.  

Phillip Mullins Food, Humor Leave a comment April 9, 2019April 9, 2019 1 Minute

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