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Know what you really need

The sign out front of the McDonald's near our house says that they are "now hiring closers." Ludicrous. Everyone knows they need to focus on finding a decent shortstop and a couple of solid disciplined hitters with fast bat speed and patient understanding of pitch selection. #BaseballHumor

Phillip Mullins Baseball, Food, Humor, Sports Leave a comment July 31, 2020July 31, 2020 1 Minute

Yet another McDonald’s post

Took the kids inside McDonald's today. It was stressful! Back in the day, the only real risk of eating inside a McDonald's was the ever-present high likelihood of heart disease and obesity. Now I'm constantly wondering if we should have our masks on or how we're supposed to get our food or if any of … Continue reading Yet another McDonald’s post →

Phillip Mullins Food, Humor, Kids, Parenting Leave a comment July 3, 2020 1 Minute

Fancy Restaurants (aka Gum Problems) – 40by40

You know a restaurant is too fancy when there are no paper napkins to spit your gum out on. This NEVER happens at McDonald’s. (Bottom of the table it is.)

Phillip Mullins Food, Humor Leave a comment October 18, 2017October 18, 2017 1 Minute

On Common Sense

Being served by the same lady at the McDonald's drive through twice in the same day = parenting fail. Avoiding a three-peat by getting dinner at a different McDonald's = common sense.

Phillip Mullins Uncategorized Leave a comment June 1, 2014 1 Minute

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