Condescension from Above

I’m sure I’ve mentioned this type of thing before. And I’m sure we’ve all been there.<

“Evangelical” Search Terms, 2019

I would, again, like to see what the "Evangelical" Christian population has been searching for recently. I’m guessing (all in fun) at least some of the following would be included. We are still a curious bunch.

Health Nut Chronicles – 4

Sometimes, I think I'm splurging by buying raw almonds. . .

Health Nut Chronicles – 3

I truly love that people focus on healthy living and eating. But it seems that every health article I've ever read . .

Health Nut Chronicles – 2

When you find yourself scheduling meetings around which conference room has the snack basket . .

Health Nut Chronicles – 1

When I go to Aldi, I never get a cart. It’s like camping . . .

Stay Strong!

To make sure you don't miss more semi-amusing content like this, like our Facebook Page, subscribe to our Newsletter, and/or simply follow this blog.

I-Scan, U-Scan, We All Scan. . .

#Humor #GroceryShopping #UScan #Shopping

Author’s Aside //2 – Sizes

Note: After inventing the concept of "Aside" last week (again, I have very few superhuman abilities, but (taking credit for) the invention of literary concepts is one of them), and applying it to my blogging efforts, I offer another today. It's short. In fact, this intro is longer. But, as before, I do this to keep … Continue reading Author’s Aside //2 – Sizes →

Author’s Aside //1 – “Traveling”

This is the part of the (blogging) program where I start to wonder if using this format to practice and purvey "fiction" was a wise choice because fiction is so darn difficult. Who knew?! So, while I work up (read: "draft and then cry in despair over while eating a large Peanut Butter Cookie Dough … Continue reading Author’s Aside //1 – “Traveling” →

5// Locations

Previously, the Scientist found himself, perhaps irrationally, perturbed at work, lamenting the new reality of packaging, dreading the bulk of the correspondence which he owed, but looking forward to a certain "interaction" he felt the need to make. Below is a transcript of that interaction. (Click here to see a TOC of previous chapters) From … Continue reading 5// Locations →

I Remember When French Was Fancy

This Vanilla situation has gotten loony!

The Big Box Greeter

There are some truly lovely and helpful people who work at (insert name of national big box store). I in no way mean to suggest otherwise. In fact, we often happily shop at (insert name of national big box store). However, I'd be interested to know how the greeter at the (insert name of national … Continue reading The Big Box Greeter →