On Accepting My Age – Part 1

So I didn’t watch the VMAs, but it is all over my twitter feed so I think I get the gist of it. I don’t know exactly when I became old, but today is the day I realize and embrace it with joy and gladness. All I can say is that I’ll tune back in ONLY when Phil Collins, A-ha, Toto, Bobby McFerrin, Dikembe Mutombo and the “Where’s the Beef?” lady share the stage for a collaboration, and ONLY if all of them are fully clothed.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to begin my obligatory mid-life crisis in the only way I can afford: I’m buying a Harley…bumper sticker for my 1994 Accord.