On Being Shoulder-to-Sweaty-Shoulder with My Fellow Man

From the forthcoming Mullins Midwest Travel Companion, page 126:

“If you’re planning a trip to the St. Louis area, a visit to the City Museum is a must… Once inside the limits of this beautiful city, you’ll likely notice that there are absolutely no automobiles on the road. Not a one. Don’t worry, you’ve not stumbled upon a ghost town, or missed the rapture. You’ll soon discover that the entire population of St. Louis is crammed into the City Museum. Each and every sweaty one of them.”