“He’s like the Taylor Swift of Facebook posts.”
-Presumed Taylor Swift fan (?)
“You’re like a poor man’s Dave Barry.”
-Former Best Friend
“Are you really posting again? Right now?”
-Spouse
“I don’t read it.”
-Many People
“We suggest you like Lords of the Dark Realm fantasy role-playing game.”
-Facebook
“You have reached the maximum number of times you can change your blog name. Please contact customer service.”
-Many Blogging Sites
The Thread 