The Thread

Dear Medical Professionals,

Phil here.

Let me start by saying that I have no problem with faxing documents on principal. In fact, I’m blown away that it works. HOW does it work? Light? Sound? Does the spirit of A.G. Bell hand deliver every message? Who knows. Not me!

Here’s the thing: I’d have a better chance of procuring a tank of gas for less than the price of a flat screen TV than I would of locating a fax machine. (Speaking of gas, I THINK the half-defunct Shell station near my work might have an old fax machine in the back by the bleach and hot dog buns, but I’m not brave enough to ask.)

So, if you could shoot me your email address or Twitter handle, that would help. I’m not on TikTok, but I’d be willing to learn if it means I could dance these forms over to you.

Appreciate you!

Phil